Halloween is a Scream in these costumes!

They say Halloween is the day where people bring their inner desires to life, so what does it say about a person who has another man's body coming from his butt? A man in only a sack? Or a late great pop star or politico?

Here are my five favorite costume ideas for this Halloween.

Creative Guy Costume: Good in the Sack
What more does a woman need to know but that a guy is "Good In The Sack," except maybe that he isn't carrying anything communicable or that he has a job? Though you can wear a shirt under this suspendered sack, if you've got a six-pack, flaunt it! The more you bare, the more they'll stare!

Creative Couple Costume: Plug and Socket
Sparks go off when they click. The Plug & Socket costume is just made for certain couples. It's delightfully bad, but preciously romantic too. The woman's tunic comes with the set as does that huge plug, but the man's clothing, the woman's turtleneck, stockings and shoes do not. Looks very good with black though.

Weird Costume: Up the Butt
Who doesn't want to pretend to have someone's head up their butt? While this costume is hilarious and depicts a great scene from the movie Hancock, it still seems a weird choice for a costume, but hey, I guess it's better than having your own head up you're ass.

Male Celebrity Costume: The King of Pop
The top selling Halloween costume for men in 2009 will undoubtedly be the Michael Jackson costume. Michael Jackson Halloween costumes are expected to fly off the shelves this year, so be sure to buy yours early. Male Celebrity runner-up: Bernie Madoff aka The Ponzi Man. If you are looking to be a hit at your annual company Halloween party this year than the Bernie Madoff mask might be just what you are looking to buy.

Female Celebrity Costume: Sarah Palin
Another incredibly popular celebrity costume for Halloween 2009, is Sarah Palin. Costume retailers are recommending that costumers looking to buy Sarah Palin masks and costumes purchase them early as supplies are diminishing quick. Female Celebrity runner-up: Take your pick - Kate or Octo - moms with eight kids are definitely the rage.